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The Aging Millennial’s Guide to Summer

Read an autofiction novel written by someone your age about how they’re way too old to be this pathetic and single.
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The Psychic Significance of Your Wordle Starting Word

B U I L D: You have four hundred and ninety-nine LinkedIn connections, which is tantalizingly close to the coveted “500+” distinction.
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The Diary of Anna Franco

Señor Larry David is nice to have allowed me and my family to hide from ICE in his attic. But why does he yell at the TV all the time?
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Package Tracking Takes a Dark Turn in “Paper Towels”

When an online order goes missing, employees are often blamed. But how should they be punished? Now premium users get to decide.
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Notes to the Editor of a Watch Commercial

“Minute hand looking good.”

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Daily Cartoons

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“We’ve accommodated democracy and I really see no reason why we can’t accommodate autocracy.”
Cartoon by Barbara Smaller

Super!

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Some Superhero Origin Stories

“What about you, Batman?”
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The Medical-Marvel Cinematic Universe

Morning Glory, Love Sage, the Adjusted One, and other heroic freaks of nature.
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Middle-Aged Superheroes

The Watcher, the Amazing Cider-Man, Invisible Woman, and other larger-than-life figures bravely go where many have gone before.
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My Suggestions for Casting the Next Marvel Ensemble Movie

The “Queer Eye” guys, my ex-boyfriend who loves the Marvel Universe, a bunch of extras named Chris, and other ideas.

Comics

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We’ve Lost Direction

Finding a way through the past, the present, and the unspeakable.
Sketchbook

An Artist’s View of the Riches of New York City

I knew no one when I first came to New York, which meant it belonged only to me. Drawing it, I still feel as if I’m taking inventory of an infinite treasure vault.
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Packing Lists for Your Upcoming Emotional Journeys

Be prepared for anything with D.I.Y. travel Martini ingredients and your twenty-seven nighttime skin-care products.
Blitt’s Kvetchbook

Trump and Co. Mask Up Like ICE

Why take any chances?

More Humor

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Definitive Proof That Cats and Babies Actually Are the Same

Both are trying to kill me.
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All My Dentist’s Feedback So Far

Welcome to the lifelong struggle of dealing with our creator’s sickest joke—putting rotting bones in our eating holes.
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Yoga for Finding Inner Calm in L.A. Right Now

Now sit up and let your hips sink back. Feel the ground beneath you, which I’m told has been sold by the federal government to private entities for mineral rights.
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Amazon’s New James Bond

The secretary Miss Moneypenny will now be known as Miss Money One Hundred Billion Dollars Money Money Money. Or Alexa.
Sketchbook

Tales from the Abyss

It’s only a big hole—nothing to worry about.
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Poems on Returning to New York After Some Years Away

No judgment, but is everyone high all the time now?
Sketchbook

What “Outrageous” Misses About the Mitford Sisters

The television series gives period-drama treatment to one of the most scandalous families of twentieth-century Europe.
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Queer Allies Can’t Wait to Celebrate Hetero Awesome Fest with You!

It’s 2025, and our society should be evolved enough to finally recognize the important contributions that the straight community has made to our culture.
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Trump’s To-Undo List

1. Cut FEMA flood budget. Make Bezos send wet places salad spinners to dry out stuff. 2. No more brown or yellow M&M’s. Low I.Q., emotionally unstable.
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Day-Care-Parent Small Talk, Translated

Man, this parking lot sure is a nightmare, isn’t it?: I hit your car.