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Contest #948
“Counsellor, you have twenty-four seconds to make your point.”
Eric Simkin, Torrance, Calif.
“Prosecution was out of bounds. Your ball.”
James Cronan, Carmel Valley, Calif.
“You’re leading the witness, 52–48.”
Lance Massey, Springfield, Mo.
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